..... the wife will walk the dog and exercise like a demon. My weight has been up and down .5 lbs for a while now. I'm stuck. I need to shake things up a bit, sign on to a consistent bootcamp type class. You know what's annoying? Every good class at my gym costs extra. We have a really low monthly fee, courtesy of a plan we signed years ago, but I don't have anyone to work out with, so I take classes to keep me motivated and burn the fat. That must be the thing these days. Bored of the usual step class? Try spinning ($) or yoga ($) or cardio bootcamp ($) or boxerfit($). You can practically hear the cash register chinging away. That way the members will pay for the good instructors and the gym doesn't have to.
Also, my directing project is underway, so all of my free time will be spent doing that for the next month. I've been shortlisted for a TV movie, a new acquaintance from a play reading I did last week suggested a cool idea for a new play and ... wait for it... I finally re-vamped our adoption profile and birth mother letter. Now all I have to do is finish my taxes and lose a pound and I'll be canonized.